Monday, October 4, 2010

Entry Five

Story:
This is going to be a short story, because it has been a very long day, and I am very tired.  When I came to work today, my coworkers were doing nothing but smiling.  They were not actually talking to one another, making any gestures or anything.  I thought I was a little odd.  But, it was a nice day, and the work was relatively low, so I thought nothing of it.  Several hours later, my coworker,  we will name him, "Kurt", busted out laughing.  Turns out, I had zipped the bottom of my white shirt into my fly, and was now sporting my very own cloth phallus.  Immature I know, but had the shoe been on the other foot, I definitely would of laughed at Kurt.
 
Advice:
Always watch when you zip up your zipper, and never, ever, were a shirt that is to long.  It can not only bunch up and make you look like all sorts of fun on a bun, but a complete tool when it is caught in your fly.

19 comments:

  1. I'll always keep that advice in mind, thx :D

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  2. Well, at least it was just your shirt.

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  3. haha i did that once, luckily i caught it before anyone else.

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  4. Great post!

    looking forward to reading the next one

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  5. Haha! I'll keep that in mind. I like the formula of your posts, nice and simple with great entertainment value.

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  6. True story! :) Looking forward to the next post

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  7. good thing I visited your blog today!

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  8. Sound advices, I will heed them.

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  9. This has no effect on my career as a Cloth Phallus Promoter.

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  10. hahaha.. i managed to urinate all over my pants the other day :(

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  11. It's good to see that you're beating inertia today :)

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  12. lmao!! So glad to find you! thanks for visiting my blog!
    I am your newest follwer! Love your blog!

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