Entry One

Tired after a long day of entropy.  Doing this blog is a good way to stay focused on the tasks at hand.  Enough about my personal issues, it is time for some random bouts of knowledge.

Story:
While making a burger today, I realized that their is more to the burger than just meat and buns.  I know this is a fundamental foundation that is needed to create a devilishly good burger.  However, if you introduce any of these, simpleton burgers to a patron at a restaurant, they would be demanding their money back, because the meat and bun are just a gateway.  In a druggies world, the meat and bun is like marijuana.  It is simple, non addictive and in drug terms, just plain simple. Sure the drug makes gives you some satisfaction, but, in the long run, you will need more hard core drugs to get to a "better", high.

Advice:

Make sure that you always add that special something to your recipe.  Try a little rosemary or sage, to spice up that plain beef patty.  Also, do not forget the importance of good condiments.  They not only will make the burger a tasty treat, but will also satisfy any cravings your guests may have.

The Introduction.

OK, so here is the scoop.  I am the King of Morons, and this is my guide to your universe.  I am a recent Communication graduate and local chapter President of Lambda Pi Eta from Northwest Christian University in Eugene, Oregon, and have been in and out of broadcasting for nine years, three years of retail management and six months of Office work.  I know that some of you actually think that taking advice from a lowly Communications graduate would be... devastating.  But do not worry, the advice that you get from this blog, will be chocked full of delicious anecdotes, and some very, very poor grammar and spelling.  Beyond that, this blog is created to help share my worldly experience in the form of helpful, fulfilling advice.